Gamepass Derangement Syndrome
Do you constantly use twitter to complain about a service that allows you to play new games on day one, plus enjoy hundreds of high-quality games with friends on console, PC, and cloud, with games added all the time at a low monthly cost?
Do you obsess over a multi-trillion dollar corporation's business practices and finances with zero to no business background of your own?
You might be one of the millions unknowingly affected by Gamepass Derangement Syndrome.
Symptoms include:
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Obsessively scrolling through twitter searching for negative Xbox news at 2AM
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Frequenting PlayStation centric podcasts that never talk about PlayStation, only Xbox
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Convincing yourself that you made the right decision to only support the devs and not "rent" games
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Refusing to acknowledge value when you see it because it is not available on your preferred platform
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Sudden bursts of anger when a game which was initially "exclusive" to PlayStation suddenly goes to Xbox
Don’t worry—you’re not alone. GPS (Gamepass Derangement Syndrome) is real. And while there's no cure... there is a hat.
Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous shouting at your computer, throwing your dualsense controller at the wall and ignoring your social obligations entirely.
Ask your doctor if you might be suffering from GDS and get the help you need. And a hat.
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.